"Sorry, I was on mute"

Technical difficulties with the presentation

A "Parking Lot" for ideas is created

Someone uses "bandwidth" to mean "time" or "capacity"

A cell phone makes a noise

Someone has a "hard stop"

"To piggyback on that..."

The meeting runs more than 10 minutes over schedule

Someone yawns without trying to hide it

Someone arrives late with a coffee

A sports metaphor is used for business (e.g., "slam dunk")

Someone is obviously answering emails

"Can everyone see my screen?"

Let's circle back to that

Someone repeats what someone else just said, but louder

"At the end of the day..."

A decision is made to schedule another meeting

Loud, distracting typing

Someone tries to make a joke that falls completely flat

Awkward silence for more than 5 seconds

The phrase "low-hanging fruit" is mentioned

Someone asks a question that was just answered

A chart or graph is completely unreadable

"Let's take this offline"

"At the end of the day..."

Loud, distracting typing

The meeting runs more than 10 minutes over schedule

A sports metaphor is used for business (e.g., "slam dunk")

Someone uses "bandwidth" to mean "time" or "capacity"

The phrase "low-hanging fruit" is mentioned

Let's circle back to that

"Let's take this offline"

"To piggyback on that..."

Someone repeats what someone else just said, but louder

Someone is obviously answering emails

Awkward silence for more than 5 seconds

Someone asks a question that was just answered

Technical difficulties with the presentation

"Sorry, I was on mute"

A decision is made to schedule another meeting

Someone yawns without trying to hide it

"Synergy" is used unironically

A cell phone makes a noise

Someone tries to make a joke that falls completely flat

A "Parking Lot" for ideas is created

Someone has a "hard stop"

Someone arrives late with a coffee

"Can everyone see my screen?"