Loud, distracting typing

Technical difficulties with the presentation

"Can everyone see my screen?"

The phrase "low-hanging fruit" is mentioned

Someone is obviously answering emails

Awkward silence for more than 5 seconds

Someone yawns without trying to hide it

"At the end of the day..."

"Sorry, I was on mute"

A chart or graph is completely unreadable

"To piggyback on that..."

A decision is made to schedule another meeting

"Synergy" is used unironically

Someone uses "bandwidth" to mean "time" or "capacity"

"Let's take this offline"

Someone asks a question that was just answered

Let's circle back to that

Someone has a "hard stop"

Someone arrives late with a coffee

A cell phone makes a noise

The meeting runs more than 10 minutes over schedule

Someone tries to make a joke that falls completely flat

Someone repeats what someone else just said, but louder

A "Parking Lot" for ideas is created

"Sorry, I was on mute"

A chart or graph is completely unreadable

Awkward silence for more than 5 seconds

The meeting runs more than 10 minutes over schedule

A sports metaphor is used for business (e.g., "slam dunk")

Someone repeats what someone else just said, but louder

Someone arrives late with a coffee

"At the end of the day..."

"Let's take this offline"

Someone tries to make a joke that falls completely flat

Technical difficulties with the presentation

Let's circle back to that

Someone has a "hard stop"

"Can everyone see my screen?"

A cell phone makes a noise

A decision is made to schedule another meeting

The phrase "low-hanging fruit" is mentioned

Someone asks a question that was just answered

"To piggyback on that..."

Someone uses "bandwidth" to mean "time" or "capacity"

Someone is obviously answering emails

Someone yawns without trying to hide it

A "Parking Lot" for ideas is created

Loud, distracting typing