Someone has a "hard stop"

"Can everyone see my screen?"

Let's circle back to that

"At the end of the day..."

Someone tries to make a joke that falls completely flat

A chart or graph is completely unreadable

A "Parking Lot" for ideas is created

Loud, distracting typing

Someone is obviously answering emails

"Sorry, I was on mute"

A cell phone makes a noise

Technical difficulties with the presentation

A decision is made to schedule another meeting

A sports metaphor is used for business (e.g., "slam dunk")

Someone yawns without trying to hide it

Awkward silence for more than 5 seconds

Someone asks a question that was just answered

The meeting runs more than 10 minutes over schedule

Someone arrives late with a coffee

"Let's take this offline"

Someone repeats what someone else just said, but louder

"To piggyback on that..."

Someone uses "bandwidth" to mean "time" or "capacity"

"Synergy" is used unironically

A decision is made to schedule another meeting

The meeting runs more than 10 minutes over schedule

Let's circle back to that

Someone uses "bandwidth" to mean "time" or "capacity"

Awkward silence for more than 5 seconds

The phrase "low-hanging fruit" is mentioned

Someone tries to make a joke that falls completely flat

"At the end of the day..."

"Can everyone see my screen?"

Someone has a "hard stop"

A cell phone makes a noise

A chart or graph is completely unreadable

Someone yawns without trying to hide it

Someone is obviously answering emails

Someone arrives late with a coffee

Someone repeats what someone else just said, but louder

"To piggyback on that..."

Technical difficulties with the presentation

Loud, distracting typing

A "Parking Lot" for ideas is created

"Let's take this offline"

"Sorry, I was on mute"

Someone asks a question that was just answered

"Synergy" is used unironically