"Sorry, I was on mute"

"Let's take this offline"

A chart or graph is completely unreadable

"Synergy" is used unironically

"Can everyone see my screen?"

Let's circle back to that

Loud, distracting typing

A cell phone makes a noise

Someone uses "bandwidth" to mean "time" or "capacity"

A decision is made to schedule another meeting

Someone asks a question that was just answered

A "Parking Lot" for ideas is created

Someone yawns without trying to hide it

"To piggyback on that..."

Someone tries to make a joke that falls completely flat

The meeting runs more than 10 minutes over schedule

Technical difficulties with the presentation

"At the end of the day..."

The phrase "low-hanging fruit" is mentioned

Awkward silence for more than 5 seconds

Someone has a "hard stop"

Someone is obviously answering emails

Someone repeats what someone else just said, but louder

A sports metaphor is used for business (e.g., "slam dunk")

The phrase "low-hanging fruit" is mentioned

Let's circle back to that

"Can everyone see my screen?"

Someone repeats what someone else just said, but louder

A decision is made to schedule another meeting

A cell phone makes a noise

"At the end of the day..."

Someone uses "bandwidth" to mean "time" or "capacity"

Technical difficulties with the presentation

A "Parking Lot" for ideas is created

A chart or graph is completely unreadable

A sports metaphor is used for business (e.g., "slam dunk")

Someone has a "hard stop"

Someone yawns without trying to hide it

Someone tries to make a joke that falls completely flat

Someone asks a question that was just answered

"Synergy" is used unironically

Someone is obviously answering emails

Loud, distracting typing

The meeting runs more than 10 minutes over schedule

Someone arrives late with a coffee

"Let's take this offline"

"Sorry, I was on mute"

"To piggyback on that..."