Motion to approve the minutes as read

Someone has to leave early for another commitment

"When all else fails..." is said

Someone talks about their go-kit

Someone starts a sentence with, "Well, actually..."

"Magic smoke" is mentioned

FT8 is mentioned

Someone mentions their XYL or OM

Treasurer's report is longer than 5 minutes

Guest speaker's presentation has 50+ slides

Unintelligible squawking from a hand-held radio

Someone complains about RFI from a neighbor

Complaint about current band conditions

Someone's eyes have visibly glazed over

Someone mentions the club's Facebook group

Reminder to pay club dues

You learn a new, completely useless fact

The word "Elmer" is used

Debate about which radio brand is best

"Is anyone selling a...?" is asked to the room

President asks, "Any other new business?"

Presenter asks, "Can you hear me now?"

The same person wins the raffle again

Someone defends the relevance of CW

Someone complains about RFI from a neighbor

"HOA" and "antenna" in the same sentence

Someone talks about a discontinued radio model

Motion to approve the minutes as read

The phrase "mic shy" is used

Discussion about the club repeater's status

The last donut is taken

A wild Baofeng appears

Unintelligible squawking from a hand-held radio

A non-radio question about computers is asked

Guest speaker's presentation has 50+ slides

A "question" is actually a five-minute story

Someone spills coffee or a drink

An impromptu antenna modeling session begins

Reminder to pay club dues

The phrase "full-wave loop" is uttered

Radio on someone's belt accidentally keys up

Meeting runs more than 15 minutes late

Someone starts a sentence with, "Well, actually..."

Someone defends the relevance of CW

Someone brings in an old QST or CQ magazine

President says, "Okay, let's move on."

Someone's cell phone rings loudly

Someone mentions a "silent key"