The word "Elmer" is used

Someone has to leave early for another commitment

Call for volunteers for an upcoming event

Someone mentions a "silent key"

Complaint about current band conditions

The phrase "mic shy" is used

Someone asks a question that was just answered

Someone mentions a problem with the club website

Treasurer's report is longer than 5 minutes

Presenter asks, "Can you hear me now?"

The phrase "full-wave loop" is uttered

A/V technical difficulties

Radio on someone's belt accidentally keys up

Someone complains about RFI from a neighbor

Guest speaker's presentation has 50+ slides

The same person wins the raffle again

You can't understand the person asking a question

Someone's cell phone rings loudly

The meeting ends with a round of applause

"Magic smoke" is mentioned

Discussion about the club repeater's status

FT8 is mentioned

Someone spills coffee or a drink

A three-letter acronym is not explained

Someone is wearing a call sign hat

Discussion about proper station grounding

A NanoVNA is seen or mentioned

Call for volunteers for an upcoming event

Reminder to pay club dues

A new member introduces themselves

Someone mentions a "silent key"

Discussion about the club repeater's status

Someone spills coffee or a drink

Show and Tell involves a mysterious wire

The word "Elmer" is used

President says, "Okay, let's move on."

"When all else fails..." is said

Someone brags about a rare DX contact

"Magic smoke" is mentioned

Someone complains about RFI from a neighbor

Weather spotting or Skywarn is mentioned

"Back in my day..." story is told

A three-letter acronym is not explained

Someone talks about their go-kit

Radio on someone's belt accidentally keys up

A/V technical difficulties

A wild Baofeng appears

Someone is visibly asleep