Someone mentions a problem with the club website
Complaint about current band conditions
Someone complains about RFI from a neighbor
"Back in my day..." story is told
Someone mentions their XYL or OM
Radio on someone's belt accidentally keys up
"Is anyone selling a...?" is asked to the room
President asks, "Any other new business?"
A wild Baofeng appears
Someone's eyes have visibly glazed over
The last donut is taken
The phrase "full-wave loop" is uttered
FREE SQUARE!
The meeting ends with a round of applause
Guest speaker's presentation has 50+ slides
A three-letter acronym is not explained
Call for volunteers for an upcoming event
A non-radio question about computers is asked
Someone starts a sentence with, "Well, actually..."
Debate about which radio brand is best
Someone talks about their go-kit
Field Day is mentioned
Discussion about proper station grounding
Reminder to pay club dues
Someone mentions the club's Facebook group
Someone mentions a "silent key"
Someone brings in an old QST or CQ magazine
A "question" is actually a five-minute story
Discussion about proper station grounding
Weather spotting or Skywarn is mentioned
The word "Elmer" is used
A non-radio question about computers is asked
Someone is wearing a call sign hat
Someone mentions their XYL or OM
A three-letter acronym is not explained
Someone complains about RFI from a neighbor
Unintelligible squawking from a hand-held radio
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Someone's cell phone rings loudly
Treasurer's report is longer than 5 minutes
A NanoVNA is seen or mentioned
Complaint about current band conditions
"When all else fails..." is said
SOTA or POTA is mentioned
Someone talks about their go-kit
Someone defends the relevance of CW
President says, "Okay, let's move on."
Radio on someone's belt accidentally keys up
Motion to approve the minutes as read
Call for volunteers for an upcoming event