Someone mentions a problem with the club website

Complaint about current band conditions

Someone complains about RFI from a neighbor

"Back in my day..." story is told

Someone mentions their XYL or OM

Radio on someone's belt accidentally keys up

"Is anyone selling a...?" is asked to the room

President asks, "Any other new business?"

A wild Baofeng appears

Someone's eyes have visibly glazed over

The last donut is taken

The phrase "full-wave loop" is uttered

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The meeting ends with a round of applause

Guest speaker's presentation has 50+ slides

A three-letter acronym is not explained

Call for volunteers for an upcoming event

A non-radio question about computers is asked

Someone starts a sentence with, "Well, actually..."

Debate about which radio brand is best

Someone talks about their go-kit

Field Day is mentioned

Discussion about proper station grounding

Reminder to pay club dues

Someone mentions the club's Facebook group

Someone mentions a "silent key"

Someone brings in an old QST or CQ magazine

A "question" is actually a five-minute story

Discussion about proper station grounding

Weather spotting or Skywarn is mentioned

The word "Elmer" is used

A non-radio question about computers is asked

Someone is wearing a call sign hat

Someone mentions their XYL or OM

A three-letter acronym is not explained

Someone complains about RFI from a neighbor

Unintelligible squawking from a hand-held radio

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Someone's cell phone rings loudly

Treasurer's report is longer than 5 minutes

A NanoVNA is seen or mentioned

Complaint about current band conditions

"When all else fails..." is said

SOTA or POTA is mentioned

Someone talks about their go-kit

Someone defends the relevance of CW

President says, "Okay, let's move on."

Radio on someone's belt accidentally keys up

Motion to approve the minutes as read

Call for volunteers for an upcoming event